Juicy, succulent products, awaiting your gentle caress

DIO SAYS:

"THESE PRODUCTS FALL UNDER MY DIO BRANDO CERTIFIED 100% CUSTOMER SATISTFACTION GUARANTEE. I, DIO, HAVE INDIVIDUALLY BLESSED EACH PRODUCT BEHOLDEN BY MY VERY LIPS' SOFT KISS."

Below is an assortment of quality products shipped by Dio's Big Mini Price. Here, you can taste the difference quality makes. We have had a 100% customer satisfactory rating. Delight your eyes as you scroll through our tickling selection.

Dio Onesie

Hand crafted, hand poured and hand peeled. Sewn by soft and wet hands, comes this delightful Dio Onesie. This kigu comes in all sizes for all ages! This one is a HOT SELLER so make sure to order now while supplies last! (Big Mini Son Approved™)

Dio Mio

The refreshing taste of DIO MIO LIQUID WATER ENHANCER™ is sure to quench your thirst and rid of your DIOHYDRATION. Comes in traditional lemon flavour, McBlood, or PINK STARBURST. will always appear in a bootleg L'OREAL: KIDS bottle, guaranteed!

Pink Dio & Big Mini Dio Son from MEDICOS. ENTERTAINMENT.

These wonderful figurines of DIO VERSION PINKU are brought to you by yours truly, MEDICOS. ENTERTAAIINMENT. Dio and his son Big Mini were perfectly seasoned, well-dressed and cooked to perfection. A succulent, medium-rare Dio and Big Mini, if you will.

Kars' warrior thong discount price buy now

dio's 10 inch round dri-loc pad

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Dio Babies.

take your pick from our beautiful freshly-hatched selection!

CULT FAVOURITE Deluxe Rapid Egg Cooker

Praised by cults across the globe, this egg cooker is certain to relieve your life of eggshausting egg cooking practices. Scramble it up! Can be used to cook some eggcellent DEVILED DIO DELISH too.

IMMORTALIZED GIORNO PISS DRINKING SCENE

IMMORTALIZED GIORNO PISS DRINKING SCENE

IMMORTALIZED GIORNO PISS DRINKING SCENE (HQ. Pristine condition, 3 in stock.)

Authentic Naked Dio Photo, courtesy of Joseph Joestar (signed in glitter pen)

100% AUTHENTIC nude Dio photo, delivered straight to your door! Will be signed in glitter pen by Dio Brando himself, with an assortment of colours to choose from. Photos are hand crafted by Joeseph Joestar. Joseph approved!

as a big mini bonus, we may also include some of Joseph's signature TASTY TRAVELS along with your Dio nudes!

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